я вообще не люблю грабить блог кэрролла, но это вот просто прекрасно! XD

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm." (c) George Carlin

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"а электрик пришёл такой молодой и красивый - всё бы ему отдала, кроме пенсии"

аааааа, бабушка..

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"Myself and Colin quite often go through lines and quite often, quite often I do them in a David Bowie style. Because when I was younger I used to watch the film 'The Labyrinth' a lot. Whenever I went to my aunt and uncle they had a copy of 'The Labyrinth' and I loved that film. And I'd say lines like: 'Hoggle, if she kisses you I'll throw you head first into the Bog of eternal Stench!' or something like that. That's a terrible, terrible David Bowie impression from an 80's classic. And I often do my lines, when we're repeating our lines, in a very similar TRA-LA-LA kind of way".

блииииииа..

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